whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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