It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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