i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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