If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You're a waste of cheezeits
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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