bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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