I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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