This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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