i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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