im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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