ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i believe in u and ur pee
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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