Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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