Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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