Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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