We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize