oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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