Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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