Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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