Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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