do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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