I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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