More tranny stories later!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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