the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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