How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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