do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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