We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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