why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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