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And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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