If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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