my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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