Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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