i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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