this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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