I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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