Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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