Barsexuality is the new black.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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