is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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