Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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