Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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