I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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