I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I currently don't understand fingers.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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