doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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