I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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