SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
