Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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