i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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