An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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