You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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