yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
