Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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