am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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