that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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