i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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