So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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