Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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