i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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